Feel free to add your own - let's create a cornucopia of comedy !
1. Talk about a huge breast.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's cool whip time.
4. If I don't undo my pants i'll burst.
5. That's one terrific spread.
6. My wife craves a lil dark meat.
7. Wanna see my meat thermometer?
8. It's a lil dry, u still wanna eat it?
9. Just wait ur turn u'll get some.
10. Don't play with ur meat.
11. Just spread ur legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do u think my wife will be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everybody to come at once.
14. You still have a little bit on ur chin.
15. How long will it take once u stick it in?
16. You know it's ready when it pops up.
17. I'd stuff that bird with sausage and nuts.
18. My grandma wants to show you her minced meat pie.
19. Smell my wife's pie.
20. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!
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